No AI generated BS. Just truth. We are a "personal air filter outfitter" with the simple goal of achieving for you the max # of uses per unit, with the lowest cost per exhale.

But that's not why you're here. You want the story. Something nobody provides anymore. Well here it is, guys. About 10 years back, someone important to me had to go, so just me and the kid. Well she found someone and turns out he'd invented something. My 4-year-old at the time told me as he liked to talk about her buddy. What are you gonna do? But an inventor myself (stupid useful crap) my interest was piqued. "So dudes got a product?" I had to know what he peddled. Well describing a sploof isn't easy, especially if you're 4. But I figured it out, picked one up, and here's what I saw. A cool idea with a really bad lifespan. I mean HEPA filters should last, right? Hell, I think "efficient" is in the acronym. But 300 uses? Seriously? Aw, we could do better.

So fast forward a few and many believe I did. Well I appreciate it, guys, but I've run out of road. With the product finally perfected, I'm just not sure we can scale it now. You see, I was unfortunately bankrupted by mass produced errors. About 6 years worth. So the one (and a half) man show is now on fumes. Finish line's in sight, but I need a 3-point shot every time. That or fail catastrophically. So now what? Keep it pinned and take our chances? Fuck it, let's ride. We've come this far 🤞🏼.

Now that's transparency, guys. All the way through '25. And the product's amazing, y'all know this. We've just had some unfortunate circumstances. But if you care to join us, we'd love to have ya. Could probably use the support, huh? =)